Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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