Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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