wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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