Me too!
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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