My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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