what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I see more hoeing in ur future
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