What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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