Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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