physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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