lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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