1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Randomize
