This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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