And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
Randomize
