Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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