What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
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We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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