He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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