what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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