talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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