you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
be right there i have to get my cape
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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