I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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