you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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