He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
they're like a gay fantastic four
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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