you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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