he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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