Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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