I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Randomize
