We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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