i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
