If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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