i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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