I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
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