what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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