My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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