Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I checked into jail on foursquare
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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