Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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