Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
