best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i came on her dog
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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