Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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