i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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