Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
why do cheetos always look like penises
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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