Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Welp...herpes.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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