She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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