i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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