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So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
You ruined the universe
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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