shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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