I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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