I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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