Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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