Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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