why didn't you poke me back
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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