that's an acceptable place to lick
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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