so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
So many bounce houses so little time
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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