what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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