Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
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