Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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