What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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