You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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