so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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