: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
someone get that fucking seahorse.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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