I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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