Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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