i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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