btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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